So What'shername- Bachman - is nominated for president and that Texas big boy, Perry, grinds his teeth but accepts the nomination as her running-mate. The coke brothers dump all sorts of money on them and they buy a big giant bus to spread the word over the whole country(except for San Francisco).
But then - OMG! - one early morning around Valentine, Nebraska, their illegal cleaning lady, Maria Velasquez, getting started before dawn so she won't be beaten again by Rick's bodyguards, discovers What'shername and Big Boy in bed together sound asleep! She whips out her trusty I-Phone, snaps several pictures of them, calls her sister, Alicia, in Amarillo, sends along the pictures, and tells her to sell them to the highest bidder.
Maria jumps out of the speeding bus and breaks both legs before she ends up on the side of the road, but she is happy. She will be able to send all twelve of her children to catholic schools!
(to be continued, maybe)
She breaks her legs and dies because the newly elected GOP outlaws public health insurance.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, send me pics of your books with a couple of lines about each.