So What'shername- Bachman - is nominated for president and that Texas big boy, Perry, grinds his teeth but accepts the nomination as her running-mate. The coke brothers dump all sorts of money on them and they buy a big giant bus to spread the word over the whole country(except for San Francisco).
But then - OMG! - one early morning around Valentine, Nebraska, their illegal cleaning lady, Maria Velasquez, getting started before dawn so she won't be beaten again by Rick's bodyguards, discovers What'shername and Big Boy in bed together sound asleep! She whips out her trusty I-Phone, snaps several pictures of them, calls her sister, Alicia, in Amarillo, sends along the pictures, and tells her to sell them to the highest bidder.
Maria jumps out of the speeding bus and breaks both legs before she ends up on the side of the road, but she is happy. She will be able to send all twelve of her children to catholic schools!
(to be continued, maybe)
Sunday, September 18, 2011
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
The "New Anachists" (they'll steal anything, even a political philosophy)
The tee-hee party, the lunatic fringe of the greater Republican party lunatics, wants to tear down our government just like a bunch of, OH NO! old time anarchists. But, folks, there is one small difference you might want to consider.
A sensible anarchy would merely turn our government on its head, not cut the head off! All policies, bills, treaties, budgets, etc., would start at the bottom with citizen councils and work their way up from neighborhoods to towns, cities, counties, and finally the states from where they would be sent to our duly elected representatives and finally to our duly elected president to be administered.
The tee-hee party would do away with our representative government and replace it with rule by corporations.
Yuk!!
A sensible anarchy would merely turn our government on its head, not cut the head off! All policies, bills, treaties, budgets, etc., would start at the bottom with citizen councils and work their way up from neighborhoods to towns, cities, counties, and finally the states from where they would be sent to our duly elected representatives and finally to our duly elected president to be administered.
The tee-hee party would do away with our representative government and replace it with rule by corporations.
Yuk!!
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Getting rid of the Tee-Hee party
What could be more effective than laughing an absurd, moronic, group of fools like the tea-hee party off the stage and out into the cold?
Who'll be first?
I will.
tea-hee partier: Let him die! (young man in a coma without health insurance)
ME: Oh my god! You must be joking! Ha, ha, ha! Ho, ho, ho!
Who's next?
Who'll be first?
I will.
tea-hee partier: Let him die! (young man in a coma without health insurance)
ME: Oh my god! You must be joking! Ha, ha, ha! Ho, ho, ho!
Who's next?
Sunday, September 11, 2011
First blog - groundrules
Anarchy: an(without) + archy(ruler). No bombs, no terror, no bloodshed. Decisions begin at the bottom, not at the top. That's it.
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